Written By: Brian Peterson & Kelly Souders
Directed by: Glen Winter
Original Air Date: February 1 2007
RED KRYPTONITE RETURNS AND “BAD-CLARK” KISSES BOTH LOIS AND LANA ? After Lois (Erica Durance) tries on lipstick made with red kryptonite, she becomes overwhelmed with desire for Clark (Tom Welling) and makes her move. The two share a kiss, transferring the red kryptonite to Clark and his inhibitions immediately shut down causing “bad-Clark” to emerge. Fueled by the red rock, Clark decides to break up Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) and Lana’s (Kristin Kreuk) wedding dinner and kidnap the bride-to-be. Allison Mack, John Glover and Annette O’Toole also star.
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Clark: We have another manhunter to worry about. She’s only after 1 man. Me. Chloe, she’s into me.
Chloe: She’s into you. (Clark hands Chloe a cd “Whitesnake” that Lois made for Clark). Wow! She really pulled out all the stops.
Clark: She’s not herself. It’s like she was overdosed on Love Potion number 9 or something. And this isn’t funny!
Chloe (laughing): It’s pretty funny!
Clark: Chloe, we have to find out what happened before she strikes again.
Chloe (still laughing): Too late.
Lois (to Clark): There you are.
Lois: Wait a minute. I knew I kissed you before — In the alley. You’re the Green Arrow.
Clark: Hardly — I was just pretending so you wouldn’t know it was Oliver.
Lois: Oliver? All those time he’s disappeared. Thank God I finally found a normal guy.
Clark: What do you mean “normal?” Oliver isn’t even in the same league as me
Lex: Clark, what the hell are you doing here?
Clark: Come on Lex you didn’t really think i’d miss this did you?
Clark: And look, my own mother would rather raise a glass with the enemy than to stand by her own son.
Martha: Clark you’re not yourself, go home.
Clark: It’s ok mom, you’re more of Luthor than a Kent these days anyway. I mean Dad’s been what, dead a year? But who could blame you for wanting to join the race with Lana to see who’s gonna add their name to the Luthor monnogram first.
Lana: Lex he’s obviously on something and wants us to react, please don’t.
Clark: (Walks over to Chloe) Chloe, i can’t say that i’m surprised that you’re celebrating here. After all, once Lana’s off the market all those years of unrequited pining might actually pay off. I can’t say i haven’t thought about it.
Clark: And you, (walks over to Lana) you know, if you were on the rebound why not choose the one person that i hated the most? But i mean come on Lana! The joke’s over by now isn’t it?!
Lex: Clark, i think you’ve done enough damage, why don’t you leave?
Clark: I AM NOT DONE YET! And besides Lex, I haven’t given you my gift yet. Congratulations on sealing the deal. (Picks up wine glass and then throws Lex a baby’s toy) To baby Luthor, (Looks at Lana while raising his glass) The real reason that Lana is marrying you. (Lex tries to tackle Clark but Clark sidesteps Lex and throws him into all the glasses.)
Lana: Lex! (looks at Clark.) How dare you!
Clark: Come on Lana! If no one in this room is going to save you from Lex then i will.
Lois: I don’t think so, Lana is your past, Im your future
Clark: This is the present
Chloe: Hey, put another one down for the J-Chlo team. Thanks to you, Lois is back to her old heart-broken, abrasive self.
Jimmy: I’m glad I could help with that, I guess.
Chloe: And Clark is, well, back to being Clark.
Jimmy: You’re kind of brushing a landfill under a rug, aren’t you?
Chloe: What, with Clark? So he took the whole breakup jealousy way past the drunk-dialing stage. Can’t arrest him for it.
Jimmy: He crashed Lana’s party and he told the world that she’s eating for two. Did I mention that he kidnapped her?
Chloe: I guarantee you Clark is beating himself up more than anyone right now. So, we can give the Clark-bashing a reprieve, okay?
Jimmy: No. No, not until you admit that he royally screwed up.
Chloe: You don’t know him like I do.
Jimmy: And you remind me of that every day. You know, if I did the same things he did, you’d never talk to me again, and don’t deny that.
Chloe: So what are you saying, that I’m lying to you now?
Jimmy (with tears in his eyes): Can you really tell me that if you had a choice, you wouldn’t rather be with him?
Chloe: Of course not! You’re my guy! Now you don’t believe me, well I don’t know what else to say.
Jimmy (a tear fell down Jimmy’s cheek): Well, that’s just the point. Neither of us do. Maybe we should just take a break.
Chloe: Jimmy, I…
